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work all night on a drink of rum
daylight come and me wan go home
stack banana til the morning come
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come mr tallyman tally me banana
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lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch
daylight come and me wan go home
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daylight come and me wan go home
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me say dayo
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me say day
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me say dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
a beautiful bunch of ripe banana
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hide the deadly black tarantula
daylight come and me wan go home
lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch
daylight come and me wan go home
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daylight come and me wan go home
day
me say dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
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me say day
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daylight come and me wan go home
come mr tallyman tally me banana
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#someone suggested i turn off reblogs. to that i say. i’m not a fucking quitter#esp when i get to see my husband dancing in my notifs every time this gets a note#since this reached 30k notes i wanted to say that people in the notes saying you shouldn’t feel safe around horses are right#story time :) when i was very little i got kicked in the face by a horse.#obviously this is very dangerous and i could have been concussed but there was no bleeding or bruising or no teeth knocked out#so my family didn’t believe me and even tried to convince me that it never happened at all. accused me of lying about it#it was specifically my grandma (who i realized much later in life was extremely emotionally abusive) who insisted i was lying.#but i remember it clearly. i know that it happened. i know that it struck my front teeth and knocked me to the ground#and i have never felt safe around horses since <3 or my family actually#ahem. i always felt safe around my grandparents. ‘‘not anymore’’ said knife grandma#are you still reading this?#reality is an illusion the universe is a hologram#you just lost the game#speaking of loss#|#|/#||#|_
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David Tennant for Prime Minister, please.
edit- Since this is getting so much attention, edited to include descriptions of screenshots.
This woman has lost her fucking mind.
Jo, are you okay?
#Fuck your Rowling#Fuck terfs#David Tennant#Fuck Harry Potter#And everyone who watches Rowling’s new Harry Potter show#little whinging fuckers#gender taliban?#have you completely lost your mind JKR#maybe just stop being a little whinging fucker JKR#if he's smart he would never want this job because it's a horrible one but we'd be so much better off with a sane person in charge#But seriously Rowling are you okay?#does she look tired to you?#well I guess this has broken containment#He didn’t actually say you’re name JKR#he just called out transphobes and you assumed he was talking about you#which says you know exactly what you are and identify as a transphobe#says a lot#described
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How does Ford react to Fidds taking Stan with him on a creature hunt? A sea based hunt at that.
He gets a lil jealous
#I reckon this is probably one of his wake up calls with everything#I think he was genuinely excited to take his lil bro out on a hunt and he actually didn’t mean to pass out#but seeing fiddleford starting to replace him#at least from his perspective#probably makes him want to make more of an effort#but also makes him realise how much he actually does care about his brother whether he’s aware of it or not#needless to say they go on lots of hunts together#some with fidds and some without :))#my art#ask#gravity falls#twins in time au#stan pines#stanley pines#ford pines#stanford pines#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#fiddleford mcgucket
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Glitchtrap has one more FNAF task for Vanessa..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf vanessa#fnaf vanny#glitchtrap#fnaf help wanted#security breach#fnaf fanart#Glitchtrap was so set on the Vanny fursuit being important#when you get the vanny mask in HW1#you hear voice lines from Vanessa saying she made it herself#so somehow Glitchtrap did convince her to make herself a fursona and fursuit#I CAN ONLY IMAGINE it went like this#Vanessa didn’t understand the reasoning at all#but did it cause glitchtrap was real intense and set on it 💀#HE NEEDED that bunny girl to be real#Glitchtrap and Vanessa are so funny
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Biblically accurate Blurr~
Blurr's Spotlight was actually the very first Transformers comic I ever read. I remember looking at the first pages and being like, holy shit, dude why are you so ugly?? Ahahjcmgmg
#maccadam#transformers#blurr#spotlight Blurr#I opened the spotlight without any fucking context about Blurr#and for the first half I was kinda expecting him to become a Decepticon#because he was#how do I say it#a bitch. He was a bitch👌#Egotistical and arrogant and overconfident#And. Well. In cartoons those traits are typically showed in the Decepticons#He didn’t fucking care about anything or anyone except himself#This isn’t what good old autobots looked like in tfp for example#but then he decided to join the Autobots#because he wanted to do the same thing he did before the war#he wanted to do something that matters to the world#yeah this was the moment I realised that#oh fuck there it is. The depth I wanted to see in cartoons so bad.#The shades of gray#Blurrs Spotlight sold my soul to Idw comics ahaha#Later I discovered that Blurrs are fucking doomed to heroic death but we don’t touch that right now
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Revisiting the conversation you can have with Gale about Halsin’s proposition. I think it should be worse.
#bg3 fanart#bg3 gale#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#gale x tav#tav x gale#bg3 tav#bg3 comic#oc: asena#Halsin dropping the bit about him potentially participating is so important to me#Asena was so excited about watching her boyfriend get fucked#that for a moment she lived in a world where feelings of inadequacy didn’t exist#she just wanted to offer to make her man a sandwich in which he was the meat#Asena and Mystra both say ‘I want that man annihilated’ but their meanings could not be more opposite
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Sometimes I try to live my life normally but then I remember that when Tim properly met Dick for the first time the man was in full clown makeup.
Theres a foreshadowing joke in that but I can’t quite put it into words.
#I don’t know if I want to make a circus joke or just call Dick a clown#Can’t say he didn’t warn Tim though#batfam#tim drake#dick grayson#please read A Lonely Place of Dying it’s lowkey hilarious#Like 90s Batman is so unserious and it’s trying so hard to be
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I’m going to hop on the “what if Hiccstrid had Zephyr during rtte” bandwagon, and shamelessly contribute to what has caused my devastating brainrot these past few weeks, cause it’s just. so. good.
Can you imagine all the reactions and conflicts?!??
Not to mention the SCANDAL jk😩
my bebe boy Snotlout takes any opportunity to tease Hiccup about it, because, really, it is sooo funny.
might write a whole fic on it fr fr
That Hiccup angst is just— mmm… *chefs kiss* 🤌🏻
#as you can see i have a lot to say about it#mmm#i want to be a fly on the wall for all of it#hiccstrid#rtte#like…how would stoick react?#Astrid’s parents?#I now hc that they didn’t want to settle so they don’t get married yet lol#they raise her on dragons edge and try to hide her from Viggo#so he doesn’t use her as a pawn in the game#hiccup would be protective fr#astrid#astrid hofferson#how to train your dragon#hiccup#hiccup haddock#httyd#snotlout jorgenson#httyd snotlout#zephyr haddock#baby zephyr#rtte viggo#otp#httyd fanart#fanart
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Eddie posts a Tiktok like, “If you are interest in someone, do not tell my husband. Steve is the worst person to tell. All he does is judge you and then criticize them.
Steve, off camera: That’s not true.
Eddie: It is true! Grant just - Grant, can I tell people this? …Cool - Grant just told us that him and his ex-wife have been talking about getting back together. And that’s great! A normal person would say ‘that’s great, man.’
Eddie: Not Steve. Steve’s response was ‘the ex that can’t cook for shit or the one with the big tits?’
Steve: It’s a valid question!
Eddie: Stevie, baby. When Robin told you she was a lesbian, the first thing you did was criticize the girl she had a crush on
Steve: Yeah, because she was a dud
Eddie: And when I told I loved for the first time, you winced at me like I was making a bad decision. You asked ‘why?’
Eddie: And i didn’t even say it first! You already said it a week before!!
Steve: I just think that you should have standards
Eddie: I do!
#Steve said I love you first and early and Eddie tried to play it cool like ‘I know’#except Steve didn’t get the reference and it took a while for Eddie to realize that and then he also had D&D#so it took a week for him to properly say it back#but by then Steve already decided that he was unlovable and was just lucky Eddie still wanted to kiss him after he embarrassed himself#Eddie had a lot of making up to do and Robin made sure he did#eddie munson tiktok saga#steve harrington#eddie munson
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Oh yeah another ouaw doodle dump 🗣️🗣️
Ft some gender swapped Gideon and kremys (kremy is wearing a wig I swear im not stupid Ik she wouldn’t be able to grow hair 🙏🙏)
Also gideons shirt in the first one was one of my friends ideas
#I LOVE TWIG TOADSPRING GRAHHHHHH#:3#shh gender swapped Gideon has no idea about the lipstick marks don’t tell her#I heart drawing big strong women I feel like I’ve mentioned this before#anyways Gideons chains are the bane of my existence#middle aged women yuri (everyone cheers)#once upon a witchlight#legends of avantris#kremy lecroux#Gideon coal#morning frost#gricko Grimgrin#twig toadspring#pigtunia#genderswapped#“idk how to draw kremy’’ I say posting my 200th Kremy drawing of the week#also ngl I didn’t want to do an entire genderswap kremy design so it’s just regular kremy with a wig and lipstick instead of a mustache#and eyelashes#bc eyelashes=girl duh#oh and a tie instead of a bow tie! idk why! fun!
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Give him $25 and he will come home with a bag full of food that hasn’t seen the light of day since the early 90’s.
#hello be more chill fandom (7 people in the world)#I love him for his ambiguous early 2000’s charm!!!#in my own little universe bmc takes place in like 2012 - 2014 but he could exist in any time frame and I’d go ‘yeah that seems right’#this phase will likely not last long I fear#but I didn’t want to main-post it so it goes here#his patch says ‘don’t be a dick’ because I forgot what it actually says when I was drawing this#I forgot the Ecuador flag patch :(#michael mell#be more chill#bmc musical#bmc#bmc fanart#bmc michael#undescribed#my art
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Instead of the “Jason vs Percy” rivalry we should have gotten Annabeth vs. Jason but instead of a fight for power it’s them having a battle of autism cause their special interests were Greek myths vs Roman myths.
Jason calls a Greek god by their Roman name and Annabeth pops up out of nowhere and goes “erm, actually”
The 7 is talking about some landmark and Annabeth and Jason start arguing about which pantheon it was dedicated to.
“It’s amazing right? It was dedicated to Athena.” “Erm, it was actually built for Mars…”
#this plus them later becoming friends#sometimes I think Rick was scared to give any of the couple chemistry because he didn’t want like#competition or overshadowing for the couples?#cause Annabeth and Jason as frenemies or academic rivals would have been great#and Percy and Piper should’ve been like great friends#they literally have the same sense of humor like what#people say Percy and Leo and I know that whole thing is kinda one-sided#but Percy probably would’ve found him annoying anyway#I said what I said#but in a loving way#like he calls Leo annoying the same way he though Nico was an annoying 10yo#I could talk abt the 7’s relationship but we’d be here all day#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo series#pjo tv show#pjo hoo toa#heroes of olympus#pjo#percy jackson#annabeth chase#jason grace
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steve “cant get out of bed till middle of the day, barely leaves his house or is never home, isolating himself from everyone, never takes time for himself anymore, depressed and is slowly losing more and more of himself every single day” harrington post 1986’
robin “i know you loved her, and it must’ve killed that she wouldn’t take you back, but nancy is happy steve and she still loves you. she’s not the only one out there for you, and you’ve gotta get over it. we miss you” buckley post 1986’, trying to help her best friend
steve “…this isn’t about nancy” harrington.
robin “wha-?… oh. oh steve.” buckley.
he still wears the vest.
#stranger things#eddie munson#steddie#steve harrington#nancy wheeler#stranger things 4#robin buckley#yeah idk#i just thoight abt this#bc i miss my pooks#steve being so distraught after the events of s4#and it’s understandable and everyone else is kinda the same level of shook up for a while#but for steve it just… continues#and nobody really knows what’s going on#robin tries to get him out of his shell without prying for so long#but eventually she just straight up tells him how it is in an attempt to get him to TALK to her#SAY SOMETHING#bc she thinks it must be he is heartbroken abt nancy#she didn’t want him back#and that’s so rough but#robin wants him to know that she isn’t the only person in his life that loves him#even if it’s not in the way he is wanting#but steve just#he just says; this isn’t about nancy#and robin is confused#then she puts it all together#then she understands.#eddie.
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FNAF movie Mike thinks Michael is dumb as hell
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#mike schmidt#fnaf vanessa#vanessa shelly#vanessa afton#michael afton#sister location#fnaf movie#fnaf fanart#I SAW the joke going around with Michael that like#‘why didn’t he move out the way of the scooper is he stupid’#WHICH OBVIOUSLY I LOVED and wanted to do a mini comic about#I thought like Mike would say that BAHA#MIKE would hear Michael’s story then be a smart ass and say that#it’s on brand for Mike 💀#Vanessa definitely would be more sympathetic to Michael’s story#especially seeing she can relate to the situation he was in#and Michael is just flabbergasted#probably because a5 the time he didn’t even think of dodging the scooper#Michael Afton might be a lil stupid but that’s ok 💜#we still love him 💜💜💜💜
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I think Mouthwashing is more interesting/tragic/compelling when you read Curly as a most good intentioned person who did care about his crew, AND DID SOMETHING HORRIFICALLY INEXCUSABLY AWFUL, than a monster like Jimmy who didn’t seem to have any redeemable features that he didn’t fabricate for himself to try to play the hero.
Because sometimes people who do awful things aren’t monsters. They’re just people. Maybe nice people! Maybe people who generally mean well! But that doesn’t make them immune to making horrible decisions, doesn’t make them immune to hurting others, and certainly doesn’t excuse their actions. Curly was told about the dead pixel and he couldn’t see it, just wanted to focus on the ‘big picture,’ smooth things over, descalate a conflict. Except all that meant enabling a rapist who intentionally crashed their fucking ship to try to cover up his crime.
And if you read Curly as someone who is generally decent, that makes his place in the story even more tragic. Because a decent person can make a horrible mistake, but now he can’t do anything to fix it. He’s stuck being cared for by the person he failed the worst, the person he promised to help and fucking didn’t, and he can’t even apologize to her now. He just has to watch the results of his inaction play out in front of him, just lay there in the guilt that he allowed this to happen. That’s the true punishment.
#mouthwashing#mouthwashing spoilers#i see people say curly was as bad as jimmy#but isn’t it more painful if he’s not? if he’s decent enough to have guilt and regret for what he allowed to happen#because he didn’t want to rock the boat? because he wanted to look at the ‘big picture’?#guilt is a hell all it’s own
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Like old times
#dick grayson#tim drake#dc#nightwing#red robin#I know it’s red but having all three of them be red is no good to me#so Jason is red Tim is yellow and Damian is green in my book#doodle#digital art#fanart#dick was visiting and Tim didn’t want to say he was tired so they hung out until he passed out#so dick carried him to bed and said he gets it and to just say he’s tired next time 🥺
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